Thursday, November 4, 2010

Anime guy on a date

This video reminds me why I so much prefer the clichés of porn to those of anime. That girl is awesome, though.

Actually it kind of made me recall how I used to like japanese porn in my teenage years and how I loathe it right now. For the life of me I cannot stand another pseudo-teenager squealing about how cute she is, and how that bad man with the miniature dick is raping her so hard, and don't get me going on the stupid pixelization and certainly not, ever, on yet another fucking high tech vibrator scene pimping for the sony-vibro-plus that could and should perfectly be done without if only a proper big black dick could be procured to sweetly impale the little would-be jap-o-lola up her butthole.

The thing is, I am quite sure those actresses could be put to good use. Somebody tell the japanese about free trade: there's a whole world of male gaijin talent out there. Somebody, anybody, match up miss Ozawa with Rocco Siffredi. Better yet, jailbreak our favorite cowboy, Max Hardcore, and let him have a go!

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