Some Ask if Ozawa Is the Force That Japan Needs (YES!)

Today's headline in the new york times brings a rare glimpse of hope for some much needed wisdom in political affairs. It reads:

Some Ask if Ozawa Is the Force That Japan Needs.

Miss Maria Ozawa, before her speech at the WTO meeting

Now, dear readers, it is clear to anyone who is not blind that miss Maria Ozawa is exactly what is needed, not only to lead Japan, but I even, I would say, the world. Tell me if this isn't change that you can believe in?? I, for one, welcome our news Bukkake-specialist Euro-asiatic pornstar Overlord!

Is this misterious gentleman Miss Ozawa's father?

The only thing I don't understand is why the the new york times story features pictures from some ugly guy picking his nose and performing a silly dance? (Our sources sugest this is Ms Ozawa's father commemorating her political success)

Ms Ozawa's father commemorating with her uncle (traditional japanese dance)

Update: It seems silly dancing runs in the family. So soon and already a political scandal rocks her administration! (We still love you, Maria!)