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Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Friday, November 12, 2010
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Anime guy on a date
This video reminds me why I so much prefer the clichés of porn to those of anime. That girl is awesome, though.
Actually it kind of made me recall how I used to like japanese porn in my teenage years and how I loathe it right now. For the life of me I cannot stand another pseudo-teenager squealing about how cute she is, and how that bad man with the miniature dick is raping her so hard, and don't get me going on the stupid pixelization and certainly not, ever, on yet another fucking high tech vibrator scene pimping for the sony-vibro-plus that could and should perfectly be done without if only a proper big black dick could be procured to sweetly impale the little would-be jap-o-lola up her butthole.
The thing is, I am quite sure those actresses could be put to good use. Somebody tell the japanese about free trade: there's a whole world of male gaijin talent out there. Somebody, anybody, match up miss Ozawa with Rocco Siffredi. Better yet, jailbreak our favorite cowboy, Max Hardcore, and let him have a go!
Actually it kind of made me recall how I used to like japanese porn in my teenage years and how I loathe it right now. For the life of me I cannot stand another pseudo-teenager squealing about how cute she is, and how that bad man with the miniature dick is raping her so hard, and don't get me going on the stupid pixelization and certainly not, ever, on yet another fucking high tech vibrator scene pimping for the sony-vibro-plus that could and should perfectly be done without if only a proper big black dick could be procured to sweetly impale the little would-be jap-o-lola up her butthole.
The thing is, I am quite sure those actresses could be put to good use. Somebody tell the japanese about free trade: there's a whole world of male gaijin talent out there. Somebody, anybody, match up miss Ozawa with Rocco Siffredi. Better yet, jailbreak our favorite cowboy, Max Hardcore, and let him have a go!
Monday, October 4, 2010
Suicide by gay teenagers
From the NY times, a most unfortunate turn of word:
"And while suicide by gay teenagers has long been a troubling trend(...)"
Troubling indeed! I don't know how one goes about commiting "suicide by gay teenagers", but it sure sounds way more fun than a gun (or two) in the mouth (I'll leave your dirty mind to figure out the details). So much fun in fact that many might try it out whether they actually want to die or not! I can see the headlines now, "scores die accidentally from recreational suicide by gay teenagers". Move over, David Carradine!
"And while suicide by gay teenagers has long been a troubling trend(...)"
Troubling indeed! I don't know how one goes about commiting "suicide by gay teenagers", but it sure sounds way more fun than a gun (or two) in the mouth (I'll leave your dirty mind to figure out the details). So much fun in fact that many might try it out whether they actually want to die or not! I can see the headlines now, "scores die accidentally from recreational suicide by gay teenagers". Move over, David Carradine!
Friday, September 17, 2010
A lady shall always ignore the sound of fapping in her vicinity
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Tuesday, September 14, 2010
...and yet...
...another pencil. This one done in "automatic drawing", no planning, no erasing, no shading, just flowing, automatic line, from start to finish in a few of minutes.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Order in the House!
That's what we need in this here bordelo! (another pencil, I really got to scan the finished stuff, it's only proper)
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